All The Swans On The
Health trends have been a big hit during COVID and for the Palace it’s been no different. Game and rich meats are firmly off the menu with her majesty’s favourite, spit-roast swan, now being replaced with the much more healthy cauliflower steak. This does of course now mean that swans are surplus to requirements and a new owner must be found. Ideally, an animal lover who has a lake of sorts. Many of these swans have suffered from years of abuse at the hands of the young princes who would often tether them together, forming rafts that could sneak them out the palace and over to their mates parties in the dead of night.