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Lot 02:

Half of The UK’s Shoreline

Estimate: £3,000,000,000

Lot 02, ladies and gentlemen, is ownership of half the UK’s shoreline. Not really sure what you’re gonna do with all that but there it is. The Queen owns just under half of the coastline around England, Wales, and Northern Ireland. I mean she also owns the British Virgin Islands in the Caribbean but I noticed theirs no land going there in this auction…anyway that’s what you get. Ideal for someone trying to smuggle large amounts of contraband onto UK shores, or just anyone that loves a secluded beach holiday. One that comes with regular rain, an average temperature below 10.C, and seagulls that nick your soggy, disappointing chips. If you voted UKIP in the last election, this ones for you.

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